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“You are Gold, Joel Senior,” the newbiis said,
“And both hairs have become very white;
Yet you drink Coca Cola til it comes out your pores –
Do you think at your age it is right?”

“In my youth,” Joel Senior, replied to the plebs,
“I feared it might injure the brain,
“But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again!”

“You are Gold,” said the plebs, “and your messages weak –
There is nothing we've read that is true wit,
Yet you posted a funny that made my ribs ache!
Pray, how did you manage to do it?”

“In my youth,” said js, “I programmed PC's,
And made many kids with my wife,
But ever since back when she took my testes,
Well, posting's become my whole life!”

“You are Gold,” said the plebs; “one would hardly suppose
That your gut was as needy as ever;
Yet you sucked three large pizzas right up through your nose –
What made you so awfully clever?”

“I spoke to the Red Stars, and that is enough,”
said Joel Senior; “don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Eff off, or I'll kick you downstairs!”

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