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You need to translate your posts into doofus talk so they can be understood. Altavista has a good, free, online translator.

I found a translator, but I'm not sure it's exactly the dialect of doofus that you had in mind.

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html
Sternberg ves un ecteeng ideetur ooff zee ooff zee Pruceedeengs ooff zee Beeulugicel Suceeety ooff Vesheengtun. I presented yuoo veet zee meenootes ooff zee unnooel meeteeng in 2004 unnuoonceeng thet Sternberg hed retured frum zee ideeturship in Ooctuber ooff 2003 und ves eveeeting replecement. Thees returement ves oofer 6 munths BEFORE zee cuntrufersy.

I theenk ve-a cun seffely sey thet thees essershun is elsu felse-a.

I cuncloode-a zeen thet unyune-a, vhu vhee geefee thees inffurmeshun steell cunteenooes tu meke-a zee seme-a essershuns, deespleys qooesshuneble-a credeebility und integreety oon zee issooe-a. Thet's nut su mooch ooff un insoolt und es it is un oobjecteefe-a eppreeesel besed oon zee efeeeleble-a inffurmeshun.
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